Top Ten Funny Spiritual Quotes
1. "Reality is an illusion, albeit a persistent one." --Albert Einstein2. "Why is it when we talk to God, we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?" --Lily Tomlin
3. "If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later. " --Mark Twain
4."You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 and we don't know where the hell she is." --Ellen Degeneres
5. "Mantra to get rid of deep-seated guilt: La-di-da."--Ana Brett
6. "Be careful when reading health books. You may die of a misprint." --Mark Twain
7. "I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose." --Dennis Miller
8. "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." --Groucho Marx
9. "The earth laughs in flowers." --e.e. cummings
10. "If God took LSD would he see people?" --Stephen Wright
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